“I am to online dating, what Thomas Edison is to the light bulb. I haven’t failed 10,000 times, but I did find 10,000 men that don’t work.” ~Traci Kanaan Divorced and living alone in her mid 40s, comedian Traci Kanaan didn’t want to face the possibility of living the rest of her life alone, so she did what millions of others have done and tried online dating.

This book is a collection of the crazy and stupid emails Traci received, and her hilarious responses (and non-responses) to the men "trying" to woo her. Traci delves into online dating facts and figures, details several things you should never say on a first date, and describes in hilarious detail several of her strange but true online dating stories. To cap it off, Traci shares her comedic insights into what your profile should contain, how to choose someone to date, and how to reach out to someone you're interested in dating. "Hey!" is a no-holds barred, no topic is too taboo, straight from Traci's heart...look at the REAL world of online dating. A female comedian desperately trying to find love through a digital filter...but what she ultimately discovers is that majority of humans just have NO idea how to "sell" themselves to potential life partners...including her! If you’re currently in a relationship, you’ll count your sweet blessings. If you’re in a relationship and you’re thinking about making a change, here is the weirdness you have to look forward to. If you’re single... you know this Hell all too well. Pour yourself a glass of wine, sit back, and laugh. This book contains strong language, adult situations, and sexual scenarios. If you're easily offended by such things, do not buy this book. If you enjoy such things, well...Hey!